AMERICA SAYS:
“YES PLEASE!”
Real families. Real fun. Real emergency room visits. Here's what our customers are saying about their Mousetrap Jenga experience!
Brenda Faulk
Mother of three — Cedar Rapids, IA (currently in cast)
“My kids have NEVER had more fun! We only needed ONE trip to the emergency room!”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Jason Kile
Grandfather and third-generation player — Des Moines, IA (missing 2 fingers, proud of it)
“I grew up playing Classic Mousetrap Jenga. Now my kids play it. My grandkids will play it too, assuming they have the fingers for it.”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Tony Mazetti
Tournament regular — Dubuque, IA (seven fingers and counting)
“The Rat Trap Pro is where REAL men separate themselves from the boys. I bought three sets. I have two fingers left. ZERO regrets.”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Dr. Patricia Hollowell
Physical therapist — Iowa City, IA (all fingers intact, for now)
“As a licensed physical therapist, I see dozens of Mousetrap Jenga injuries a week and I have to say: they're always from SATISFIED customers. Highly recommend!”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Derek Pullman
Newlywed — Marshalltown, IA (engagement ring on remaining finger)
“I proposed to my wife over a game of Bear Trap Tournament Edition. She said yes before either of us lost any limbs. Best day of my life!”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Simone Archer
Homemaker — Ames, IA (husband in recovery)
“Bought the Leg-Hold Championship for my husband's 50th birthday. Our living room has never felt more ALIVE. He hasn't spoken since the first game but he smiles a lot now!”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Kyle Brandt
Enthusiast — Waterloo, IA (four fingers, one thumb, one mystery)
“Finally, a family game that respects the fact that I wanted to feel SOMETHING. Five stars, would lose another finger.”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★
Eleanor Whittaker
Board game critic — Iowa City, IA (reviewing from the ER)
“As a board game critic of twenty-three years, I've seen it ALL. Nothing compares to the genuine thrill and authentic hospital bills of Classic Mousetrap Jenga. A true American treasure.”
★ ★ ★ ★ ★